November 8

Sideways Stories from Wayside School by Louis Sachar

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Wayside School was a set up to be special from the moment the builders mistakenly built it as thirty one-room floors instead of one thirty-room floor. Luckily this left a lot of extra space for the playground, a playground that Mrs. Jewels’ class rarely gets to play on since their room is at the top of the building.

I remember loving the Wayside books as a kid. Anything and everything could and did happen, from dead rats who are determined to sneak into Mrs. Jewels class, to Mrs. Zorf (who doesn’t exist, and her classroom on the 19th floor which also doesn’t exist) to puns and humorous literal interpretations of concepts. In trying to expand my children’s love of stories I picked Sideways Stories from Wayside School to read before bed each night.

While we enjoyed some stories, like Mrs. Gorf (who turns the kids into apples when they misbehave), Mrs. Jewels (who thinks the class is filled with monkeys because children can’t possibly be so cute) and Todd (a student who just cannot seem to get through a whole day without being sent home, no matter how hard he tries), others were a complete miss. There were some stories I feel we didn’t connect with because my son is a very literal thinker and didn’t “get” the joke.

Being willing to believe anything is important to enjoying the thirty short stories in this book. If your child can suspend disbelief then they’ll love these wacky tales. But if you stall on how unreal the concept of a story is then it’s hard to get past that. Sachar doesn’t suspend disbelief, he assumes you’ve already done that and writes a story about what happens afterwards.

Most of the stories are about three pages long, which lends well to before bed reading. Each is about a different student or teacher, but they all feature a familiar cast of characters which also makes this book good for reading in small bits since each story is like an episode, a whole story on its own but expands the world of Wayside a little bit at a time. The short length of the stories will also help children still learning to read or parents who burnout on books aimed at kids balance the pros of reading together with the frustrations.

October 28

Any Given Doomsday by Lori Handeland

Review by M.A. Hunt

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Any Given Doomsday, by Lori Handeland, is the first book in her The Phoenix Chronicles series.

Elizabeth Phoenix is a young ex-cop in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, now working in the bar owned by her deceased partner’s wife, Megan Murphy… Murphy’s Bar, of course.

This is a small indication of the kind of wit Handeland brings to this tale.

Phoenix has some latent psychic powers, aided and abetted to partial fruition by two not-quite-human men, Jimmy Sanducci, whom she’s known since childhood, and Sawyer, a Navajo witch, and a dead mentor, Ruthie Kane, who is very much from the same vein as the guide in the Matrix Trilogy, of popular film.

A wonderful romp of a novel, filled with things from the underworld, and beyond, written by a highly intelligent author.

Unfortunately, it’s not until chapter 23 that the real story begins.

The first 22 chapters are mostly filled with fluff, aka ‘back story’, which she would have been better off disseminating in dribs and drabs throughout, as she unfolded the tale, rather than bunch it all upfront.

From there on, Handeland shows considerable and impressive talent in the progression of the tale, even if some of her obvious wit becomes a tad tedious, but it’s a compelling, page-turning read.

If the blurb for the next book is any indication, Doomsday Can Wait promises to be a continuation of very strong storytelling.

October 22

Bantam Spectra Unpublished author contest

Full rules here.

Who can enter: Any one who has never published a story and is not under contract by Fall 2009

What to enter: SF/F/H/new weird, etc short story 2000 words or less

Prize: $100 and publication in Bantam Spectra’s promo magazine for Comic Con 2009

Is this another one of those “We take all your rights” contests? NO! Bantam takes first rights to publish and nonexclusive rights to reproduce (online etc). At $100 for a max of 2000 words this is a professional sale.

But? But they really do want works by people who have never, ever been published before. The fine print even says that the story cannot have been submitted to a market before and cannot have been posted online. Make sure to read the full contest rules (because the method of submission is hidden in them) and know what you are getting into with this contest. However, IMHO it can be a great opportunity as the winner will get an official pro sale and have their work distributed along side Bantam’s biggest promoted pros at Comic Con.

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