March 26

Spring 2023 Veterinary Survival Box review

Veterinary Survival Box

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My Spring Vet survival Box arrived and my coworkers and I got to open it the other day. This time around we got:

 

Included in this box was:

  • A Bento Box
  • A Stress Less Medative/Relaxation/Affirmation Deck
  • A solar calculator
  • Nuun Electrolyte tablets
  • Sun & Swell Date Energy Bites
  • A Dogs & Cats elastic bracelet
  • and A Pawprint-Semicolon sticker.

My value break down is:

And my reviews:

  • A Bento Box

I love Bento boxes. Like. I am tempted by them every time I see them. and this one is cute as hell, has nice portions that fit my needs for a work lunch box, is microwaveable and made of wheat grass so it’s green and BPA free. Also the utensils are not flimsy or undersized, so it won’t snap when I try to eat a salad.

  • A Stress Less Medative/Relaxation/Affirmation Deck

Some of these are contrived, but honestly it’s not my first deck of self care. I have a deck of yoga exercises, and Affirmations, and have been watching a deck of “self care side quests” on Kickstarter for a bit now. I even made decks of chores for my kids as teens to “gamify” house maintenance.  I do find these and things like these (I also like Finch’s Emotional First aid features) useful for the down moments and given the high rate of depression and suicidal idealizing and worse I think these are genius to include.

  • A solar calculator

This was the first thing yoiked by my coworker/daughter. It is bizarre how often we use calculators despite us all having phones with calculators as well.

  • Nuun Electrolyte tablets

I got the Tropical fruit flavor and…I was not a fan. I absolutely LOVE the idea of electrolyte tablets. I try lots of different kinds of squirts, powders etc to flavor up my water. I have issues with Aspartame and don’t like Stevia, plus try to avoid added sugars, so while I’m game to try and have tried lots of different things like this I’m also kind of picky. These tablets made the water taste like I’d put a fruit rind in it and made it slightly carbonated, neither things I liked. So even if I had tried a different flavor, the carbonation would make me skip it.

  • Sun & Swell Date Energy Bites

I split these with two coworkers (one of whom is my daughter) and they passed with two thirds of us. I thought they were good and would 100% buy more at a reasonable price. They are essentially chopped and blended Cashews and dates with a mild cinnamon flavor. By far not the worst crunchy/keto thing I’ve tried in the last year. Coworker #2 liked them and said they tasted like the smell of a candle store. My daughter was not a fan.

  • A Dogs & Cats elastic bracelet

Yoinked by my coworker with smaller wrists. I do love passing out things to my coworkers when I get my boxes.

  • and A Pawprint-Semicolon sticker.

I know it’s small, but I absolutely adored this.

 

Between the things that were useful, the things that were fun to try, and the things I could share with my coworkers I’m still enjoying my survival boxes and look forward to the next one.

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March 21

What I’m Reading: May Dawson’s Dragon Royals series

I’m struggling in my haul through Anne Rice’s The Witching Hour, so I decided to go for something different. I’m a sucker for reverse harems these days, Romance in general, but even tropes, as long as they are done well, are prefect for the kind of escapist reading I’m looking for these days.

I downloaded a sample of May Dawson’s Dragon Royals series from a Facebook Ad (I download a lot of samples that way, though more often than not I’m disappointed.) Before I got a few pages in I knew I was going to keep reading.

The series is part Chosen One, part Cinderella, and part political intrigue. Honor is the rebellious step child of a once great Lord who weathered scandal by taking her in. Believed to be the child of his mistress, she feels guilt for destroying his world before he he passed. She’s trying to support her half sister from the abuse of their evil stepmother (who totally killed their father) by working as a maid at The Academy, where the predator shapeshifters train to defend the kingdom from the threat of the zombie Scourge.

Then she falls in love with the Dragon Royals, a group of six men, born by magic, to be the next rulers of the island.

This series is delightfully complex, though a bit convoluted by the end. The young adult dragon royals are involved in their own conspiracy against their fathers, who have gone to extreme and abusive lengths to maintain their power. The presence of a female dragon, Honor, exposes not just the worst sides of their fathers, but the truth of their pasts, from overthrowing the last true king, to their roles in the curse affecting the entire land that also created the Scourge.

I enjoyed the piece by piece reveal of an entire history and culture of the island before the story starts. I enjoyed that none of the male leads were really buying into the culture of oppression built by their fathers even before the books begin. They had their own goals and their own plots going on and becoming entangled with Honor only complicated things. I might be sadistic, as well, but I enjoyed that the men, though entitled and powerful, still paid a price to follow their hearts, both in their relationships with honor and in who they want to be and how they want to rule.

There are obvious tropes present. Honor is a Cinderella, she’d bad at her job but still keeps it. She’s bullied and endangered. But it doesn’t feel flat or cliche. Even her abusers come off as real people with real motivations of their own in the context of the world setting.

Somehow, Dawson also manages to add a power creep that doesn’t exactly make things easier on the characters, or make them magically more powerful than their foes.

As for the romance and sex, the sex scenes are blisteringly fun (OMG, the scene where they are under the influence of the sirens will remain one of my favorites), and manage to include multiple men in ways without only exploring multiple orifices’. The men are unique, and they all are allowed unique relationships with Honor. By the end, when there are eight of them and the plot is on an intense civil and international war, their characters get a little thin, but I have mixed feelings because that area of the books also allows to the heroine to maintain a huge amount of personality and agency of her own. She refuses to be tucked away by her men, and in fact, has to run away from them to stay true to who she needs to be as a person. I like the idea that they all get to be people first and relationships second.

The Cons are: Each book ends on a cliffhanger. I didn’t mind as much because none of them felt drawn out for space. Each had a satisfying level of complex plot and relationship plot. But a lot of readers are against this. Heck, I’m usually against this, but again, there are a lot of tropes or things like that that I found forgivable in the context of the good, engaging writing.

I think the author herself sort of lost track of how the world was developing because certain things from the beginning were just dropped with no resolution. (Was Alis really Honor’s parents’ surrogate??) And, as a reader of many genres, the civil/national warring in the last two books racked up a body count that felt rather…minimized. But then it’s almost like the author had to realign her own genre mixing style to stick to the romance angle rather than exploring fantasy with a romance storyline. But the plot never felt too thin or idealistic.

I do recommend this series, for erotic readers and fantasy romance readers as well. It’s fun, made me laugh out loud a lot, and is sexy as hell without being contrived or boring.  I sped through it in about a week–despite each book being 300-400pages– and at $2.99 a book (or on Kindle Unlimited) it’s not a huge hit to the bank account either.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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February 21

Coming March 1st- In His Tendrils

Emma Veneta is a typical high powered, uber responsible property management specialist for Roh Corp, a multi planet leader in all in one entertainment-and-housing complexes. When Prism Falls, a luxury tower with a diamond-and-waterfalls theme, comes under attack by a new alien life form only she and her paramour, Stanis, stand between the hundreds of occupants and …whatever the thing in the tank is.

Sample below 😉

Prism Falls was another mixed-capital community, one of three Emma Veneta managed for a ludicrously wealthy collection of people who had likely never set foot inside any of the communities’ doors. The first two floors were what most people called “a mall” and which the tourist adverts Emma just approved called “a unique shopping experience”. Business offices occupied floors three and four, five through nine held rentable rooms and conference spaces licensed out to the “Express” line of a swanky name in the hotel industry. After that came fifteen stories of mixed housing (flats, traditional apartments, indoor garden spaces, and townhouse-style condos), and five levels of penthouse suites.

Each of the three communities had a shtick. The Zenith had a petting zoo featuring exotic animals, feline-lover flats with built-in ceiling-level walkways and aviaries, and a pod of Mustela purgamenta furo, a genetically created beastie which looked like a domestic ferret, but ate nearly all the refuse human-kind could create, who lived in cute little see-through tunnels all in the walls of the building. Lush Gardens cultivated lush gardens or some form of domesticated jungle in every room on every floor. Prism Falls boasted water features, most impressively the ginormous namesake artificial waterfalls that ran over a base of flammidermite, a man-made stone that was part diamond and part fire opal.

The skylights shining down on the main falls’ tons of flammidermite had to be carefully shade-controlled because if direct noonday sun hit the stone, the rainbow prisms it threw out could light paper and many fabrics aflame and burn human skin. But the bosses insisted on the real stuff, so the architect designed special in-floor lighting to mimic the beauty without the danger.

For Em, however, Prism Falls stood out for another reason; Stanis Montgomery. Lead of the community security force, Stanis was a delicious piece of man-flesh who managed to be charming in and out of bed. He’d never been to her place, she’d never seen his, though a number of rooms in Prism Falls now had entertaining memories attached for the two of them. Over the past few weeks, besides enjoying each other, they’d begun flirting with…well, not monogamy, but definitely some kind of steady, loyal, pseudo-relationship thing.

Em wasn’t sure what would become of them, but her excitement still outstripped her trepidation, so she was following it. Wasn’t that old saying “Follow your Bliss”?

The devil himself took that moment to step around a glimmering six foot carving that hid the main security office in the first floor bend Em had been eyeing. Six four, short, feathered dark hair, broad shoulders, and a tight, muscled butt…He looked at the carving, a long-haired human woman with her head tilted back in pleasure, her carved hair the thin trickles that pooled beneath her into a koi pond. He raised an eyebrow and smirked.

Bliss, indeed.

“What brings a girl like you to a kitschy place like this?” he asked. He’d confessed he wasn’t much of a people person, but he’d been raised in the city and had no appetite for a rural life. Still, he jokingly referred to his position as the Head Human Herder. If he was the herder, she was running the farm. The whole place was designed to milk the time and money from beings who were more targets than faces.

“Evaluation and photographing empty space. The bosses need occupants, you know. Though they can’t even decide what kind of spaces these should be.”

“Decisions are hard,” Stanis said, nodding sagely.

“Too hard, apparently.”

“Well, does a pretty girl like you ever take time to play?”

“Roh Corp doesn’t pay people to play, not even girls,” Em said, mimicking his early tone.

“Indeed, this is the least fun, exciting place on Earth I’ve ever been to.” He moved closer, brushing her hip with his hand. He smelled divine, like a heavy carb meal and a night cuddled in silk sheets. His head bent down toward her neck.

With a regretful sound, she pulled away, feeling only the kiss of his warm breath on her throat. “I do plan to be a naughty girl today. I might be working through the night.”

“Luckily, you’re an executive and get liberal use of the company suites.”

Hmm, yes she did. They’d made use of the company suites quite often. Maybe too often. Now that she counted it, she hadn’t spent a night or day at home in almost two weeks.

“Liberal use later,” she answered. She turned away, but made sure her fingers brushed casually across the front of his pants. “For now, the time clock calls.”

He made a noise as she walked away. She was pretty sure he watched her ass sway in her heels as she went. The flare of her libido worked almost as well as a caffeine patch to spur her into the day.

The first bare space sat on the other side of the first floor food court. A second tier of more formal dining spaces were arranged around an opening in the floor that looked down at the first floor, So people could look down on the cheapskates, or the less financially endowed. On the second tier light sparkled through the prism stones. On the first, in an advertisement for The Zenith, the stones melded seamlessly into a myriad of aqua-tanks, some the size of a porthole, others towering into the second floor. This bare space curved around behind the second largest tank, the one that housed eighteen feet straight up of coral caves and exotic undersea plants.

Em paused as she approached the tank. It made it more difficult to photograph the space, since it split the potential storefront, making it look significantly smaller. There was something else, as well.

The tank looked a lot less sparkly than the others tucked around the tables. It had always had a partial cover of seaweed, the movement of shadow and light designed to catch the eye. But the tank looked outright smothered by thick, dark gray-green tendrils of plants.

As she looked closer, eyeing the light pods to make sure none had burned out, she pursed her lips. The normal activity of the fish was off, as well. Typically, pods of colorful creatures darted around, doing whatever tasks occupied their fishy minds. But try as she might, she couldn’t spot a single fin.

Em huffed. One more thing she was going to have to address. Immediately, actually, because the light was throwing off the sparkle that should have carried over to the storefront. Sure she could add sparkle digitally, but someone would complain. Especially if they saw that reality did not meet the advert’s promises.

When Em spun around to head for the aquatics manager’s office she just missed seeing a tendril of seaweed curl off from the rest and brush the walls of the aquarium where she’d stood.

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February 15

New Kickstarter: Psychic Kids

Wet Ink Games has launched a new Kickstarter that I’m a part of. Psychic Kids, the next Indie RPG from Wet Ink Games is NOW LIVE on Kickstarter! Use the powers of your mind to flee the agents of the Facility and find your way to the last place you felt safe.

Both my daughter and I have written for this game and we’ll be running adventures for it at GenCon this year. You can back it here.

 

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February 11

2023 Gencon Games

Heckin’ Good Doggos Save Everything

Thursday August 3, 2023, 4pm-8pm

2-8 players, 6+ (Very Kid Friendly)

Play beloved family dogs (or street mutts with hearts of gold) looking to save their humans from terrible perils like men with hats, and stonky cat schemes to take over the world. (Or just the neighborhood, but still!)

This game will cover character creation and multiple adventure scenarios for Wet Ink Games’ Heckin’ Good Doggos. We will be focusing on mundane adventures and challenges from the core rule set.

I will provide dice, character sheets, and pencils for this game. More information on the game is here. You can purchase it here.

 

 

Never Going Home- Tears in the Sea

Friday August 4, 2023, 2pm-6pm

2-6 Players, 18+

Join the German crew of U-19 as they track down the secrets of PROJECT RIPTIDE aboard the cursed U-boat that still carries the flesh of her last crew.

This game will cover character creation and as much of the NGH Mission Folio Tears in the Sea as we can manage in the time block.

I will provide dice, character sheets, and pencils for this game. More information on the game is here. You can purchase it here.

 

 

 

**The Psychic Kids will launch soon on Kickstarter.**

Psychic Kids- Lost in the Woods

Saturday August 5, 2023, 6pm-10pm

2-6 Players, 13+

Last night you escaped from The Facility, and now you’re hunting down the very idea of home, all from clues found through the Facility and half remembered dreams of a five year old with precognition. But The Facility sits deep in a strange woods, miles from cities you don’t know how to function in. And you’re just a bunch of kids, with a legion of adult agents after you.

I will provide dice, character sheets, and pencils for this game.

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