October 28

Life is a Balancing Act

And it’s really hard. Right now I’m trying to do the normal family-day job-writing balance. Plus adding in a fierce need to clean up and organize my physical life (Seriously, how did I acquire so much junk?), stress at the day job because hey, we’re heading into a holidays and that’s totally the perfect time of year to be a total ass to people who perform menial tasks so you don’t have to…

Yeah, we’ve all been there.

Thing is too, days just seem to fly by, and I don’t want them to. If I get things done I feel great, but like I don’t have time to enjoy, you know, a finished book or a clean house. I hope cloning becomes legal soon, because I need like three more of me.

Step one is picking one writing task and actually finishing it. Three or four projects at a time is just killing me.

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October 18

More on EStores and Taboo Ebooks

The conflict is continuing, and so is the dialog. I just wanted to add a few things.

1. There is no reason for eStores to remove non-taboo related works. Really, as much as it squicks me, there’s not much of a reason to remove faux incest and barely legal works. But they should be restricted in some way from appearing on searches for childrens books. That’s a duh. I REALLLLLLY don’t want my daughter looking for books and finding “Taking My Drunk Daughter” or anything.

2. If you’re an author and you’re putting more famous authors in your tags, uploading a “clean” copy to get approval then changing it to  “real” copy after approval, etc. then you KNOW you are gaming the system. You don’t have a lot of recourse when you get caught. Same for if you knowingly publish books that violate the terms of service. Bitching when you get caught doesn’t help your case.

3. And if you didn’t know it was against the TOS, why didn’t you read the TOS in the first place?

4. Being upset? Even if you know you’re in the wrong? Fine. That doesn’t make this a jihad. Or a sexist campaign to attack women. (Way to imply only women read erotica.) Also rhetoric that hurts your case instead of helping.

These are the issues I have. But that doesn’t mean that the wide scale removal of indie books is right. Or that Taboo erotica isn’t squicky.

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September 22

Paying for Reviews

There’s some hubub going around today about paying for reviews (and I’m gleefully immersing myself in that to distract myself from a major personal disaster going on at Lee Kiota). I’ve talked about about it before. I think it’s gaming the system. Not stupid, per se, but playing dirty.

I’m not sure how much of an impact it has because fake reviews =/= word of mouth with is still the primary way books sell (it’s just some mouths, like those that appear on TV, are bigger than others.) In my own experience my best selling, by a HUGE amount, self published work is the one that still has zero reviews (holy hell, it does have one! When did that happen?) And the books I have with the best sales period? The ones that came out through KHP.

Trying to find a logic in buying readers’ habits is a Lovecraftian task. You’ll go mad.

Point: I’m not sure reviews sell books anymore than anything else. Why pay for them? If you buy reviews of a shit book to sell it people will point out it’s a shit book and your sales will sputter. Also, there are loads of ways to get reviews for free, like GoodReads’ Giveaways, or, you know, networking with authors and reviewers and offering review copies. Or just asking people who email you praise to post it someplace other people can see it.

Furthermore, these sites popping up naming names…aren’t completely verifiable. I mean, it’s a shit business that makes public the names of their clients when no legal wrongdoing is happening. Grain of salt is all I’m saying.

Personally, I’ve never paid for reviews, unless you count buying copies at cost, or postage to send them out. And I HAVE been paid for reviews, but I was paid by a third party as a contributing author to a webzine, NOT by the author or publisher.

I have no plans to do so when I can buy stuff like beads and promo stickers, and, you know, Taco Bell, instead.

Edited: Oh, right. Linkage.

September 17

I feel the love!

I loved this Amazon review (yes, occasionally I check my books on Amazon, mostly when updating my webpage or checking sales) so much I had to repost it <3

It’s easy to be revolted by zombies, easy to fear them and easy to use them as disposable targets to rack up the body count in untold movies and video games. Easy to see them as mindless, soulless monsters and infectious hazards.

It’s also easy to laugh at zombies, that sort of morbid humor whistling-past-the-graveyard thing, their clumsiness, their shambling and moaning. The line between humor and horror is an elastic one, and zombies seem to be the ones we like to laugh at the most.

It’s a little harder to pity them, though that pathos is often brought out at least for a scene or two … when the final headshot is an act of mercy, an act of love. Those are the hardest moments, the painful and uncomfortable ones. The moments that give us the twinge of shame for having laughed or been revolted.

Because, in those moments, the zombies are re-humanized, and we can no longer pretend.

In Rot, you don’t get a scene or two of those moments. You get pretty much an entire book of those moments. If you’re the sort of person who’s wracked by guilt over the prospect of complying with a Do Not Resuscitate, or putting an elderly or disabled relative in a nursing home, even sending a family pet to the pound – heck, if you feel bad about abandoning your old stuffed animals! – then Rot is liable to hit that nerve.

We hate death, we hate losing our loved ones. We pray, we bargain, we wish we could do anything to have them back. And, despite everything we should have long since learned from “The Monkey’s Paw” and “Pet Sematary” – sometimes, dead is bettah – we let ourselves forget or be fooled.

This is the world of Rot, a world where certain people discover they have the ability to raise the dead … and a lot of other people are glad to pay for the service. Glad, that is, until the inevitable home truths begin to sink in. Zombies are high-maintenance and special needs to the extreme.

You think it’s bad when you give in to your kid’s pleas for a puppy after seeing the latest Disney hit or a bunny for Easter or something, only to find out the hard way that you aren’t really prepared to take care of it, or that it’s far more of a commitment than you anticipated? Well, imagine that this isn’t your kid’s puppy or bunny … it’s your KID, or your kid’s other parent, or someone else close to you who’s died and been brought back.

What can you do? Especially after you’ve gone to all that initial trouble and expense, it might seem wrong just to have them laid back to rest. But you can’t keep them at home. What are your options?

How about Silver Springs, a special care community? Where your dearly not-so-departed will be tended by trained, discreet professionals? Seems reasonable, right? Pricey, but reasonable, a balm to the guilt, out of sight and out of mind.

After all, it’s not like any sort of neglect or abuse could go on in a place like that, right?

I’m tellin’ ya. As the meme says, RIGHT IN THE FEELS.

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