December 14

The Stepsister Scheme by Jim C. Hines

ISBN: 0756405327

I bought this book.

Did you find yourself unsatisfied by classic fairy tales growing up? Tired of happy endings only being for beautiful (and humble and obedient) princes and princesses and witches always being evil and dying in the end (and worse, everyone celebrating the death)? Me too. Its no wonder we’ve seen a resurgence in twisted or even anti-fairy tales lately, particularly as a generation of people who grew up being Disney-fied come to realize that happily ever takes work, and even then it isn’t guaranteed. Shrek, Wicked and countless others celebrate the twisting of the fairy tales we know, the idea of happily ever afters and of them being for everyone (ogres and fairy cursed alike).

The Stepsister Scheme starts with the idea that princesses, like the rest of us, do not necessarily live happily ever after. Neither do they remain the kind of people who sit around and wait to be rescued and fairy gifts are rarely a good thing. Here Sleeping Beauty is a martial arts master from the Middle East who unconventional beauty and tragic curse led to some heinous abuse. Snow White is a mirror-witch who was forced to destroy her mother (and teacher) when her mother killed Snow’s true love (and tried to kill Snow), and Cinderella is a new princess, deeply in love with her prince (who has disappeared) uncomfortable with her new position in the kingdom (which has more secrets than she expected) and has to swallow her desire to be nice in order to face down her stepsisters who still very much want to see her dead and the prince in their arms.

More than just being a clever twist on fairy tales and breathing some real life psychology into the tales, The Stepsister Scheme is plain old good writing. Hines layers in the fascination of how things might really go for these very human people manipulated and traumatized by fairies (and other things) with the familiarity of the tales that borne them, as well as some truly creative bits of world building that marks this story as his own. Glass swords, haunted trees, living clothing and prehensile hair all blend right in with the traditional fairytale bits for one fantastic story. In fact the only way this could have been more enticing to me as a reader was if Hines found a way to do a side story (or few) juxtaposing fairytale fantasy with modern times (hint hint). Highly recommended, fun yet meaty The Stepsister Scheme is a great read through and through.

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December 14

Charity Auction for Karen Koehler

From Jerrod Balzer:

PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!

We’ve got some auctions being held to support K.H. Koehler during some very difficult times. Her mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer and endured a double mastectomy. So far, it has been successful, but lack of decent insurance and sick pay has left her dealing with staggering medical bills. Add to that the annual taxes and other necessities, and the holidays have become quite bleak.

This is a combined effort by several friends and authors to give them some peace of mind this Christmas, even if it’s only a little bit. K.H. Koehler has always been a generous, warm-hearted person, there for anyone who has needed her assistance, and her mother is equally charming, and courageous beyond belief for undergoing such a hardship with so little warning.

These books are in great shape and the majority of them are signed, so they would make excellent gifts for yourself or a collector you may know. Bid knowing that 100% of the proceeds are going straight to two wonderful people who could really use the smile it may bring.

Anyone who would like to make a monetary donation without bidding can send it via PayPal to jerrodbalzer@gmail.com

I’ll pool everything together in the end and get it to her.

There are 3 book bundles up for grabs, and there may be more on the way. Here they are:

Auction bundle #1 (CLICK HERE to bid):

I’LL BE DAMNED by Shane Ryan Staley (signed softcover)

MIDLISTERS by Kealan Patrick Burke (limited edition hardcover signed by author and artist, Keith Minnion)

THE BLACK ACT by Louise Bohmer (softcover, NOT signed)

CHANGELING MOON by Christine Morgan (signed softcover)

THE DOUBLE-D AVENGER film novelization by Jerrod Balzer (signed softcover, soon to be out of print)

FALLEN by Thomas E. Sniegoski (signed softcover)

Auction bundle #2 (CLICK HERE to bid):

NIGHT LIFE by Ray Garten (signed hardcover)

DISPOSAL by Jeff Strand (limited edition hardcover signed by author and artist, Keith Minnion)

KING MAKER by Maurice Broaddus (signed mass market paperback)

BLACK ROSES by Christine Morgan (signed softcover)

FRANKENSTEIN VS THE CREATURE FROM BLOOD COVE film novelization by Jerrod Balzer (signed softcover, soon to be out of print)

Jeff Smith’s BONE: TALL TALES with Tom Sniegoski (softcover signed by Tom Sniegoski)

Auction bundle #3 (CLICK HERE to bid):

THE CAGE by Brian Keene (limited edition hardcover signed by author and artist, Keith Minnion)

MONKEY LOVE by John Paul Allen (limited edition hardcover signed by author and artist, Keith Minnion)

AT THE END OF CHURCH STREET by Gregory L. Hall (softcover, NOT signed)

LONGSHOT (X-Men & Spider-man) graphic novel by Ann Nocenti and Arthur Adams (softcover, NOT signed)

LUSTER by Shane Ryan Staley (signed softcover)

GIFTED CHILDREN by Christine Morgan (signed softcover)

From me: Karen is very high up on my list of good people. She’s supportive without question, an amazing writer and a good friend. If you can’t afford to bid or donate directly, please consider buying one of her books (Karen is one of the few authors I’m willing to give a guaranteed good read sticker to, and she’s tried hard to make them available at affordable prices.)

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December 6

So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead by John Austin

Reviewed for MonsterLibrarian.com

So Now You’re a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead by John Austin
Chicago Review Press, 2010
ISBN: 1569763429
Available: New

So Now You’re a Zombie appears to be a book in the vein of Scott Kenemore’s The Zen of Zombie and Z.E.O, but rather than mix the undead and self help it crams loads of in-jokes into a beginner’s guide to zombies. While it’s not a novel, (there’s no real story), it’s not quite nonfiction either, and it’s often too grim to be pure humor.

Rather, it is a reflection of our current obsession with zombies and all the forms their stories have taken. Another must-have for the collections of zombie enthusiasts, and also a good addition to public collections that cater to lots of zombie fans.

Contains: Violence, gory illustrations, bad puns

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December 5

Zen of Zombie by Scott Kenemore

Reviewed for MonsterLibrarian.com

The Zen of Zombie: Better Living Through the Undead by Scott Kenemore
Skyhorse, 2007
ISBN: 9781602391871
Available: New

Kenemore’s style is laugh-out-loud hilarious and oddly encouraging. This is, in part, a serious self-help book and also an enjoyable, sarcastic parody. Loaded with humorous graphics, it is an essential for hardcore zombie lovers (or anyone who needs less stress and more brain eating in their lives).

The Zen of Zombie is definitely a gift-style book. If it’s your style you should definitely own it, not borrow, so its value to public collection is limited to those with very popular zombie theme sections.

Contains: Bad (and good) puns, comic gore & violence

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November 29

Once it’s on the internet it’s permanent.

Jodi Lee reposted an interview she did with me in 2008, as well as her review of Rot. I have to say I still like both. And it’s fitting since a certain publisher who shall not be named has told me they’d be very very interested in something longer in the Rot-world based on Rot and a related short they read, plus Horror Library volume 4 featuring my Rot-world short story, What was Once Man, is now out in the wild…

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