December 12

Sheep and Wolves by Jeremy C. Shipp

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From the opening of “Watching”, the first tale, Shipp promises an interesting and bizarre journey though the human condition as readers voyeuristically tag along. “Watching” is a take on victimization and gender, which like its subjects offers plenty of visuals and complications but no real conclusions.

“Nightmare Man” follows a man stricken with horrific nightmares stemming from his greatest failure in life. But in a moralistic twist, his pain is also his power, giving him, in a dream logic way, the power to help others overcome their weaknesses before it’s too late.

In “Baby Edward” a has-been star is haunted, literally, by a monster infant who he created and who threatens not just his life, but that of his love Annabelle. When his past threatens to devour everything Ed must save his girlfriend and himself.

“Those Below”, like many of the tales in this collection, starts with a situation presented to you, the reader, from the author. In this case the narrator asks, what if you found your mother kissing a man that wasn’t your father? From there it switches to first person and follows a man struggling to come to terms with the fact that his girlfriend is a zombie. A moral tale with a thin metaphor Shipp offers up a commentary on race relations with this tale.

“Devoured” is a short, painfully dark tale of victimization. Shipp nails the emotion of abusive relationships in a simple, beautiful way. Again, only a thin metaphor it doesn’t need to be much more and is closer to the truth and many people would like to think.

With “Scratch” Shipp nails the dynamic of abusive fathers. Again, while the imagery is metaphorical it’s also chillingly accurate, portraying the delicate balance between the ego of a man who feels love for no one, and the pain of a man who isn’t worth love.

“Dog” is a twisted tale of magic and wizards and the human will. It sits on the edge between fantasy and bizarre and stars a very bad man who will do anything to train his nephew as his apprentice.

“Parasite” is another short tale, but this one is less grounded in reality. Almost poem-like it’s full of visual energy with a tiny sharp plot. The slice of life style will work better for readers who might not be ready to take a long voyage into the bizarre.

“A Long Metal Sigh” is one of the first tales that doesn’t offer even the hope of a positive ending. This is one of the more interesting allusions to depression, and the issues that lead to it, out there, reminiscent of Melanie Tem and Steven Rasnic Tem’s the Man on the Ceiling.

“Camp” is likely the most normal of Shipp’s collected
stories, which isn’t saying much. The pressure is on in this strange summer camp when a few of the attendees begin having similar dreams of a boy who died in the camp and wants revenge. Except this is no ordinary camp, even if the campers motivations are similar to our own.

“American Sheep” is attention getting from the first line; “One moment you’re prepping your flesh-stick for a heaping dose of midget porn, and the next you’re lying face up in a room packed with disemboweled sheep while something’s sucking on your ass.” Full of clever lines, but very “out there” it’s a tale of the daily grind and the imbalances of society made all the more painful with vicious images and cruel logic.

Very disturbing, “Inside” is a short piece that focuses on three people who live in a bizarre sort of vending machine. Only instead of vending cans of soda and high calorie snacks the machines vend out pieces of the people trapped within.

In “The Hole” Taran and the rest of the world struggle to survive as the Ens (The Enemies) send mysterious, hazardous vibes and intentions in negative waves toward Earth. Despite the best efforts of the government fighting the Ens the people still suffer from all manner of problems, from dementia to psychokinesis. Taran enrolls in the Space Force, sure that directly fighting the Ens is the way to get revenge for what they’ve done to his father. But the realities of war are much different than he expected.

“Trout” is another short short, more strange and opaque than the last few. In this story a man puts his would be girlfriend through a very strange vetting process.

“Sin Earth” is a fantasy tale about Gourd, a man who has lived exiled from his family because of his mother, but who one day is invited to complete a quest to rejoin. In a world made by demons but cleansed by cruel, unforgiving Crusaders of Light who now enforce the plan of Heaven as they see fit, Gourd must not just drive the enforcers from his village he must also drive the conditioning of his mother from his life to save those who cannot save themselves. A fine fantasy tale, worthy of inclusion in the Year’s Best collections, it proves that Shipp can craft his taste for the bizarre into something intimately relatable to the common reader.

“The Rules” blends well with “Sin Earth” starting out with a loose Inquisition feel and talk of demons looking like ordinary humans. A last short short, this one doesn’t spin out a world, its people and its fate, instead it opts to give readers a microcosmic view into the head of an Enforcer.

Last up is “Flapjack”, an example of world building and mood setting primarily through language. A strange, and at times savage take on gender and gender roles Shipp has made reading more difficult through the use of language. But on the other side of the words is a fantastic tale of dreams versus society that summarizes the collection as a whole.

Shipp proves with this collection that he can be counted on for strange and lovely tales, consistently well written and interesting. Certainly one of the most unique voices in speculative fiction Shipp is poised to be a staple of the genres for many years to come.

Hardcover: ISBN 978-1-933293-52-3, $24.95
Paperback: ISBN 978-1-933293-59-2, $13.95
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December 10

Hodge Podge

In this house hodge podge is a meal that is summarized as “I put a bunch of stuff together and hope it tastes good”. Typically it’s a pasta, a vegetable, a meat and some sort of sauce. (My favorite so far has been bowties, peas and carrots, chicken and ranch dressing. But the left over sloppy joe meat, egg noodles, salsa and corn and black beans mix was yummy too.)

But for the purposes of the blog a hodge podge is a bunch of things that I found that I want to pass on for various reasons. So here’s a steaming bowl of fresh hodge podge. I hope it’s good.

  • Feel like splurging on a second gift for that mystery or police procedural fan that you already bought a book for? How about a scarf that looks like crime scene tape? They also have a nose shaped shower gel dispenser and naughty elf garden gnomes. (And lots more.)
  • Are you on a really tight budget, or possessed by Scrooge? BookCloseouts.com has books for real cheap. REAL CHEAP. Watch your excuses for not buying books this holiday flutter away. Fly excuses, fly. Be freebie!
  • Want more recommendations? Apparently there’s a whole blog devoted to telling shoppers all about the books sitting out there just waiting to be bought. And since it’s run by multiple people it has more content than I can manage.
  • Someone finally made Fred Phelps (you know, the God Hates Fags asshole) useful. Driving Equality, a GLBT equal right group is holding a Phelps-A-Thon. You can pledge by the minute or a lump sum for the whole even and for every minute the Phelps clan protests money will be raised for GLBT advocacy. Even better they’ll have a large sign out in front of the Phelps folks tallying how much they’ve raised for the cause.
  • And last, some sad news. After weeks of rough going and constant resentment and arguing I have to be honest with myself and admit that this just isn’t healthy for either one of us. Yes, maybe it was the absinthe. I mean, it was great fun at first, but we had too much and a night of vomiting puts everyone in a poor mood. Or maybe it was that horrible thing that happened with Hiro. It’s not just one thing, and honestly the cons are overpowering the pros at this point. So it is with some regret, but more relief, that I announce that today I broke up with Heroes.
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December 9

Like a Thief in the Night by Bettie Sharpe

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Delightfully cross genre, Like a Thief in the Night is a dark fairy tale love story set in a distant future. Arden is one of the top assassin in Darkriver’s stable, stolen as a child and reprogrammed through manipulation, memory wipes and neural reconfiguring. When she walks into a flat in Shanghai and strangles the handsome man sleeping on the silk sheets her life changes forever.

Because Aniketos is a creature myth, and he cannot die. The contract on Aniketos was a trap for Arden. Now she’s a captive in a mysterious flat that has combined the magical remains of a fallen heaven and the technology of the modern world. No matter how lust-filled she tries to make their interactions she can’t hide the fact that she’s as much tempted by his offers of freedom from Darkriver as she’s tempted by the man himself. Which only leaves the reason she was trapped in the first place to deal with.

Like a Thief in the Night is a fast read filled with hot sex and spy action. The futuristic and fairy tale feels are blended beautifully and the fierce, indomitable spirit of the characters bleed off the page leaving the reader dazzled and wanting more. This is a highly recommended read from a talented author.

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December 4

Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis & Covenant by John Everson

Review by Lincoln Crisler

One of these two books is my favorite-read for 2008 and the other is my runner-up. Trouble is, I can’t decide which is which. You decide:

In the red corner, featuring a whirlwind descent into the vulgar cesspit of several American cities, from veteran comics writer Warren Ellis… Crooked Little Vein! Michael McGill, a ‘shit-magnet’ private eye, accompanied by a free-loving girl he found on a street corner, searches for a hidden, second Constitution of the United States. The plot sounded hokey to me at first, and the nastiest parts of the book are horrible exaggerations (just about anything that happens to Mike in this book would be too much for one man) but the book is well- and tightly-written. I’ve been reading Ellis’ comics work since I was a teenager and this debut novel was a real treat.

In the blue corner, reprinting a Delirium Books publication, from veteran horror writer and journalist John Everson… Covenant! Everson’s mass-market debut tells the story of Joe Kieran, a reporter who’s exiled himself to sleepy little Terrel. Unfortunately for Joe, Terrel’s not what it appears and he just can’t let go of a good story. It’s a complete tale in and of itself but its sequel, Sacrifice, comes out in mass-market form next Spring!

It’s a tough call, really. I read everything Ellis puts out as fast as I can find it and I’ve sought advice from Everson on writing and publishing. I’d point any aspiring pro-writer to both of these guys as shining examples of the craft, and I aim to be where they are as soon as possible. The deciding factor should really be the quality of the books, but both are ten stars out of five. The two are nothing like each other, and I enjoyed them both for entirely different reasons. Vein is witty and vulgar in the extreme and Covenant is the kind of in-depth, detailed story I usually only find from the “masters,” King, Straub or Rice.

Either way, you can’t lose. Check ’em both out, and drop us a line if you manage to come to a decision!