May 23

Take 2: What makes you put down a book?

Original post (with lots of great comments, writers read this!) here.

Failing to connect is the biggest thing that get me to put down a book. Now that covers:

-Failing to connect with the MC, or any character (I’m talking to you The Walking Dead tv series.)

-Failing to connect with the story. The Drama is too drama-y, or not tense enough. Just go to the damned store and get the pregnancy test, Anita Blake! Don’t whine and wonder for the whole book. That’s not tension that’s needless stringing out of drama.

And if I’m yelling at your clear lack of science knowledge (The Walking Dead again) or unable to suspend my disbelief (oh look, random zombie book, yet another cop/military man is completely incapable? Because we send a lot of people like that through training and to foreign wars…) that’s a failure to connect.

-Failure to connect with the setting usually means that it’s just unremarkable. It’s adequate  but completely identical to many other stories I’ve read.

-Boring. When you fail to hold my interest. Yes, this is a failure to connect with the book because usually it means there are most of these “failures” are present to some degree.

-Failure on my part. Admittedly, I’m just not the right audience for some stories.

-Failure to actually be a book. This is where giant plot holes, bad grammar, slat characters, etc come in. Eyes glaze over and I check out.

Now there are a few other things.

I HATE rape-disguised-as-romance stories. A guy raping a girl but it’s okay because she realizes she was attracted to him is NOT COOL. Being attracted to someone isn’t consent. Even if it’s to teach someone about their super powers, or save the world (I’m talking to you Any Given Doomsday.)

I HATE torture-kill-obsessed-with-woman-who-rejected-you stories. Or thinly veiled author-gets-revenge-on-people stories.

I hate author intrusion. Sometimes you gotta manipulate the characters to get them where you want them. Don’t just throw them into a story and then force them to fit. Don’t make them voices for your aggravation. Don’t make every other female character jealous of and nasty to your powerful PC. I’m calling you out, Anita Blake.

I’m not big on slow stories. Even pretty ones. Forward momentum. Something NEEDS to happen. Plot is good. If Anne Rice can still keep the mystery continuing you can too.

Finally, entitlement. If an author expects me to buy the book to support the indie press, or the little guy, expects praise no matter what for putting some crayon smears on some paper and feeling entitled to have people pay them for it…yes, I will toss the book unread into my resale pile. Or the trash. I feel writers owe people their best stories. If your best isn’t amazing, that won’t get me upset because we can’t all be Neil Gaiman. But if you admit to putting up incomplete or unedited or first draft work and expect people to buy it, sometimes for high prices, that’s when I get offended. And fairly protective of readers. Readers owe writers to buy/read their work legitimately/legally. Writers owe readers their best efforts. Violating that gets me a little upset.

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May 21

What makes you pick up a book?

Start here, with Chuck Wendig’s awesome blog on the topic. But it’s a week old, which is ancient in internet time. So here’s mine.

I’m a sucker for paranormals. If it has a paranormal look, I’ll pick it up and read the back.

Excerpts sell me books. I read the first paragraph of Ilona Andrews’ book and bought the whole series.

Irony, satire, snark. Not meanness, which can be across a very thin line. But I like quiet satire. I like playing with tropes and expectations. I like cliches–as a launching point. I love Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman and the way they twist reality and fiction and emotion and snark into a story.

Short stories sell me books. I don’t read a lot of magazines or collections or anthos these days, but I have discovered a number of great authors I wouldn’t have picked up otherwise through their shorts.

Knowing an author sells me their books. Not one a lot of readers can say, but I have discovered a number of good and great authors because I met them, liked how the talked about their book, or got excited about a concept or I wanted to support them and got a happy surprise. “Knowing” via reading their blog is the same thing.

Reviewing sells me books. I have absolutely bought print copies of books I got as limited-time ebooks for review. Or kept up with a series because I got one to review for free and loved it. Or started following authors because of a review book I got of their work.

A unique setting, character etc. Like the Africa-themed urban fantasy of Seressia Glass (or Alliette de Bodard’s Aztec urban fantasy series.) Or steampunk set in China. A certain trilogy of King Arthur-in-the-ghetto books. These do pique my interest if it seems just completely and utterly different. S.P. Somtow’s werewolf western Moondance is one of my favorites. So is Alice Borchardt’s Dark Ages Rome werewolf series.

Um, did I mention I’m a sucker for almost anything paranormal?

 

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April 29

Moon Madness (a Wolf Heart freebie)

ETA: Moon Madness is free on Kindle now! Thanks all!

I’d said I found a file of Wolf Heart-related freebies I thought I’d lost on my old computer? This is it.

It features:

-Book playlist

-A small essay on where Wolf Heart came from (and which scene actually happened)

-Characters drawn by me over the years I wrote (and rewrote) it

-and “First Date” and original short story showing a bit of the history behind some of the characters.

It’s free on Kobo, but still listed at $.99 on Amazon and Barnes & Noble. I’ve been trying to change that, so feel free to report the lower price to the web gods.

Most of all, enjoy!

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April 18

My social media is making me feel lonely

Facebook is restricting what you see in your feed so much (and not all of it is bad because getting a ton of likes on something then selling the page to advertises is a new trend) that I pretty much get no comments on anything that I post anymore. My partner doesn’t even see everything I post.

This is terribly irritating, but also this is exactly why I laugh at anyone who says Facebook/Twitter plugging is the best way to sell your book. It is if people are talking about and recommending your book. Or if you’re dropping money to sponsor posts. If you aren’t it’s like standing in a classroom talking to yourself in the hopes that people passing through the hall will hear you.

And speaking of writing, I’m working on a lot right now.

I’ve found a file I thought I’d lost of Wolf Heart free promo stuff (a short story, playlist and little essay I wrote about it) and have been editing and formatting it for free release. Yeah, I know, almost a year after it first came out.

I’m also editing my next big attempt at snagging an agent. You know, because I’ve also decided it’s worth it to keep trying to do so.

I’m trying to rejoin the land of the living writers, namely by running some of my chapters of said novel by the critters over at Book Country. Some people are suspicious of the site. Fine, but I like the people I’ve found there and have found little pissy-writer-ego-drama over there.

I stopped reading writer blogs and going to writer boards because I felt I was just getting involved in the same arguments and the same opinion discussions over and over. I felt like I was spinning my wheels. But maybe it also kept me motivated to keep working. Maybe.

I’m working on a few shorts as well right now with the working titles of “Deep Winter”, “The Mermaid Tank” and “The Peculiarities of Normal”. I’m excited about all three, so yay for that!

So sometimes I fell like I’m doing that talking to an empty room thing, and I get back to work only to discover I have a small audience sitting and waiting for me to say something. I just hope it’s worth their wait.

March 19

Beware the 7 Deadly Writing Scams

I rather like this article on writing scams, largely because it looks outside of traditional publishing. I wanted to add some comments from my own experience as well. (Original article was written by Lila Moore.)

1. Investing in Internet Points

Like Amazon rankings and reviews.  I mean, sure sometimes these things matter. But they don’t always, they don’t always mean the same thing to the same books and these rankings/points are in constant flux. I’d like to point out again that of my self published titles, the one with zero reviews outsells the one with multiple positive reviews easily, every month. Some books soar up to the top of the charts when offered for free and it doesn’t equal larger sales after the fact or even more reads. I have tons of free ebooks…that I haven’t read. I’ll get to it eventually.

Furthermore we all know the system is loaded. Buy a hundred copies of your own book to shoot it up the charts and other people will do it too. There have been many articles lately exposing how the bestseller lists and PR folks have been gaming the system for years. Spending your time soliciting good reviews only, or screaming your links out to everyone you can on Twitter or inviting everyone on your Facebook or Goodreads friend list to buy your book just makes you part of the fakeness. And people can smell that.

Your time is valuable. Evaluate what is worth your energy. Writing a good book, investing in editing and production, those are the things worth spending your time on. Online internet scores, pushing a spin agenda, etc. Are not.

2. Paying for Fake Book Reviews

Don’t do it. I think it’s incredibly unethical. But hey, ethics are a personal thing. A lot of people think it’s unethical and you’ll be distrusted. You know what makes someone a Neil Gaiman? Readers knowing they can depend on him for a good story. Even if they don’t end up liking it, they know it will have pretty words and imagination and careful editing and production.

Paying for smoke to be blow up your ass in front of other people accomplishes nothing except making people think they can’t trust you. Plus, you’re spending money that would be better spent on good cover art.

3. Giving Away First Rights for a Cheap Prize

This. A million times this. Back when I was looking for any and every way to get my work in front of actual people (you know, back in those days self publishing did not get you into the Amazon store base. It meant you were probably selling books out of the trunk of your car.) I found a lot of contests, even from pretty big places like Woman’s Day. And most of the took all rights. A lot of self publishing places did that. The Woman’s Day contest took all right in perpetuity and you only got 100 copies of your book.

Currently I know of some publishers that pay nothing, or a small token pay, like $25 per 100 copies sold. Now, for a book set at $2.99, the lowest cover cost that gets an author the 70% royalty rate, 100 copies equals $209. Think that $25 pay is still a good deal?

4. Crowing about Cockamamie Credentials

I know of someone who posts all over every single time they get a positive review. They even made a claim that people once called them…let’s say “Emperor of Undead”. After reading several books by said person and wondering what the hell I googled them. The only person ever calling them said royal title was themselves in various interviews, trying to build up their own hype.

Years ago my novella Rot was on the bestseller list on a horror web shop. On the back end this equated to a whole 20 copies one month and 5 the next.

Now yeah, be proud of every happy reader who emails you, every royalty check, every small accomplishment. But do you need to tell everyone on your friends list about it? Do you need to spend an hour posting it to all the message boards you frequent, or emailing everyone who ever mistakenly gave you their email address? No. So don’t.

You should have a Team You just for crowing about little things or complaining about things to. Use them.

5. Pyramid Scheme Publications

You should read what Lila says. But also I want to add publishers who won’t pay authors, but solicit ads, or put Google Ads on their site. If a publisher think people should pay them, but don’t think it’s important to pay writers, RUN AWAY. Metaphorically.

6. Paying for Poor Publicity

As a blogger and reviewer I’ve been hit up by crappy PR places who want me to host guest blogs or solicit reviews. And they charge an author $300 to solicit me rather than the author soliciting me themselves. And I said yes once because I liked the idea of the book and then for a year I was mailed for every single book, whether it was something in my interest or not. I still get emailed for Christian non-fiction and media tie-ins. I still delete spam comments on my blog that clearly come from services who post to said entry because it hit their Google Alerts for a certain terms.  Also, remember the whole issue of integrity and readers being able to trust that even if your work is shitty, you’re genuine. That gets you farther. Of course being good and genuine is a lot better.

7. Indiscriminately Working for Free

 

Key word “indiscriminately”. Donating a story to a charity anthology is great (provided the money actually goes there and it has a chance of selling well, and isn’t just an bad taste effort of unknowns to sell their work by attaching it to a goodwill cause.) Submitting to non paying magazines or anthologies because it’s a good place to start is often offered advice. Sure some free magazines have great circulations and readership. I was lucky to have my first publications be in Cthluhu Sex Magazine, which fit that bill. (Also it violated my previous bit about running away from places that want advertisers to pay but not authors. No, wait. I did get multiple free copies of the issue my work was in.)

But most places with no pay also have very low readership. Sometimes only those who have been published in it read it. Not even people who submit to it. Kinda scout it out first and decide if an acceptance there would be furthering your goals, a risk you’re willing to take, or crap. Then proceed  as you wish.

Because that’s the goal. Set goals based on what you want out of your writing career (or hobby). Then take act based on that. Does it further or have a chance to further your progress toward your goals? If it doesn’t, then why spend time on it? (Yes, because it’s fun is a good enough reason to do it anyway. But if it is potentially or outright damaging no, fun doesn’t cover it.)

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