October 5

In Memorium

My friend Jimmy died tonight.

He was one of the only examples of 100% good people I know. He’d been fighting cancer since late 2010.

Jimmy was always positive. He always encouraged me, without hesitation, even when he was in a worse position than me. He was one of the most intelligent people I know. He inspired me every time I spoke with him, to keep writing, keep fighting for what I felt was right, even when that just meant standing up for myself.

He was one of the most spiritual people I knew. Very funny. He didn’t give up even after the tumors paralyzed him.

It’s just…not fair.

The world lost a shining star tonight. We are all less without him here.

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October 4

Review: Murky Depths #17

Richard Rippon has the opening and closing stories in this edition of MD. The opener is How to Disappear Completely, a twisted take on super powers that focuses not on cosmic consequences but very personal ones. All without ″feeling″ like a superhero story. Episode 6 of the Dead Girls series is next. It sees hyper-infectious sex doll Primavera and her boy toy Iggy sneaking back into the tower-home of the woman who betrayed them. This time, though, they’re not looking for aid, but bringing it. It’s nice to see MD has nailed the proper length for their graphic serials.

Zachary Jernigan’s Mexico Needs You is a real fun twist on Mexican-American relations with properly squicky parasites to boot. Jacob Edwards’ 20/10 is a surreal story of extreme dining-style thrill-seeking told from a character aging out of a place of understanding. Earl is an immediately sympathetic character, with an immediately sympathetic conflict made worse by being thrown into a mindlessly gory plot. Rather than just turning the story into another mindless horror tale it sets an engaging contrast between setting, genre and character.

Smiles by Kurt Kirchmeier is one of the few (if only) zombies stories I’ve read in MD. It, delightfully, manages not to get caught up in the yarn of ultraviolence and gore of most zombie stories and instead sneaks in a theme of isolation and community. Desire by Paul L. Matthews is a short, to the point, graphic strip about the nature of humanity, and about how some things can’t be bred out, outlawed or forgotten.

Whisperer by Craig Pay is one of the creepiest stories in the issue (which is saying something because there are cannibals, zombies and pornocracies here). Another dark, paranormal cop tale (there were two in the last issue, and I love that kind of story) that pits rational thought against a madness which will always win. In an issue of great tales it’s one to skip forward for.

I Wish I May by JC Geiger is a solid follow up, an intimate take on wish fulfillment and the failure of rationalization. Viscous Circle by Elizabeth Creith packs another pop into tale with just enough of a science fiction slant to make it truly interesting. Short and quite clever, it’s another gem.

Lavie Tidhar’s I Dream of Ants is back for another installment. Hitler is getting progressively more insane and meanwhile his ant adversaries are on an excursion to Antarctica to beg aid from a creature who may not be friendly to them. Tidhar very nearly manages to be charming with his ability to make familiar spaces into bizarre alien lands and plots.

Orion’s Belt by Martin Rose is a psychotic bent on conspiracy theories that’s hard to put down. It matches very well with Christine Lucas’ Demon Kebabs, with Fries on the Side which starts with a pet cat catching a demon and spins off from there. Both stories are excellent, dark and mentally-twisted. Pure enjoyment to read.

Richard Rippons brings up the rear with The Uninvited. It’s a good creepy tale, empowered by its lead, a mute disabled man. It’s drawback is that between its short length and its illustration also being the cover readers know what they’re getting into right away.

But I must say this is one of the best, most universally enjoyable issues of MD I’ve read, absolutely proving why they won the British Fantasy Award for Best Magazine last year.

September 24

Dear DC Comics,

*Just a note. Thanks for the link to Felica Day and io9.com and everyone else. I’m stunned by the response. Also I’m approving comments as I can and will approve any comment that isn’t spam or hateful.threatening or outright insulting of myself, my daughter or any commentor here. I adhere to the John Scalzi commenting policy. Please feel free to disagree with our opinion, because that’s what reader feedback is all about. And thanks!

 

I’m not going to rant like Comics Alliance (though you need to read it), or this one by Andrew Wheeler (also an excellent read), Ms. Snarky says it really well too (Go, read, DC editors. Take notes.)

Instead I’m going to hand over my forum and let someone else speak for me. Pay attention, DC. This is my 7 year old daughter.

And for good measure this is my 7 year old daughter as she falls asleep most nights, reading.

They’re both your books, DC. And furthermore she bought them both with HER money. Her allowance, her birthday and Christmas money. She gets at least one graphic novel and one book for major holidays. She buys superhero movies (we’ve managed to see all the major releases this year except Green Lantern and she’s loved them all.) She has a full-sized cardboard cut out of Spiderman guarding her bookshelf.

Most importantly? Starfire is her favorite hero.

So today I showed her your rebooted Catwoman and Starfire. She is not happy with you DC.

“Why do you like Starfire?”

“She’s like me. She’s an alien new to the planet and maybe she doesn’t always say the right thing, or know the right thing to do. But she’s a good friend, and she helps people. She’s strong enough to fight the bad guys, even when they hurt her. Even her sister tried to kill her, but Starfire still fights for the good side. And she helps the other heroes, like Superboy and Robin and Raven.

“She’s smart too. And sometimes she gets mad, but that’s okay because it’s okay to get mad when people are being mean. And she’s pretty.”

“What do you think about her costume?” (Referring to the outfit on the right)

“Well, she’s a grown up in that picture, not like in the Teen Titans cartoon, so if you’re a grown up and you want to wear something like that you can. It’s okay.”

“Tell me about that Starfire.”

“That’s where she’s starting the Teen Titans again. She’s helping the kids learn how to use their power and not be as sad because their friends died. She even protects them from grownups who want to tell them what to do.”

“Does that outfit make her pretty?”

“Well, no. It shows lots of her boobs though.”

“What does make her pretty?”

“Her long, pretty hair.”

“What about this Starfire? What do you think about her?” (Referring to image on the left from DC’s reboot Red Hood and the Outsiders)

“I can see almost all of her boobs.”

“And?”

“Well she is on the beach in her bikini. But…”

“But?”

“But, she’s not relaxing or swimming. She’s just posing a lot.” *my daughter appears uncomfortable*

“Anything else?”

“Well, she’s not fighting anyone. And not talking to anyone really. She’s just almost naked and posing.”

“Do you think this Starfire is a good hero?”

“Not really.”

“Do you think the Starfire from the Teen Titans cartoon is a good role model?”

*immediately* “Oh yes. She’s a great role model. She tells people they can be good friends and super powerful and fight for good.”

“Do you think the Starfire in the Teen Titans comic book is a good role model?”

“Yes, too. She’s still a good guy. Pretty, but she’s helping others all the time and saving people.”

“What about this new Starfire?”

“No, I don’t think so.”

“Why not?”

“Because she’s not doing anything.”

“Is this new Starfire someone you’d want to be when you grow up?”

*she gets uncomfortable again*”Not really. I mean, grown ups can wear what they want, but…she’s not doing anything but wearing a tiny bikini to get attention.”

“So, you know I’m going to put this on my blog right? (she nods) Is there anything else you want to say?”

“I want her to be a hero, fighting things and be strong and helping people.”

“Why’s that?”

“Because she’s what inspires me to be good.”

See, it’s not about what they’re wearing, though that can influence things. What makes a hero is WHO they are, the choices they make and the things they do. If my 7 year old can tell what you’ve done from looking at the pictures (there is no way I’m going to let her in on the whole emotionless random, amnesiac sex plot line) why can’t you see the problem here?

If this is your attempt at being edgy and reaching out the huge female comic audience out here then I look forward to when this crap collapses around you so someone who gets it can take your place. We’re looking for good stories and great heroes. This just isn’t it.

September 24

Review: Murky Depths #16

Murky Depths is without a doubt one of my favorite magazines. Spawned out of the UK it’s a hybrid blend of graphic strips (don’t call these moody, dark tales comics) and short stories, science fiction, fantasy, horror, articles and interviews. Richard Calder’s Dead Girls takes the cover of issue 16, but we’ll get to that in a bit.

The first tale in this issue is Alan Baxter’s Mirrorwalk. This one has a Lovecraft feel, no elder gods, but two people who stumble upon ancient scrolls of magic find that people just aren’t designed to mess with such things.

Next up is Mecurio D. Rivera’s All Smiles, a short tale that serves up human-alien relations where we’re not being invaded, but they aren’t peaceful, benign critters either, along with a side of sadistic peepshow. Following is Valeria by Ian R. Faulkner. This one is science fiction as well, though it doesn’t need aliens. Instead Faulkner takes readers into the twisted minds of humanity in a techno-noir tale of an abuse victim fighting back.

The highly sexualized build up is a perfect lead in for the next installment of Richard Calder’s Dead Girls series. Calder tells of a pornocracy (where the politics, technology and economy is all driven by sex) where a disease has turned Primavera into a highly infectious vampiric Sex Doll. Along with her sidekick, doll-junkie Ignatz (essentially the person she acts out on) she’s been captured by an ″unknown third party″ who’s looking to torture (and not in the fun way) some answers out of them. The drama so far (nano bot diseases, sexual intrigue and a boy and girl who just want to be left alone and free to love each other) proves Primavera and Ignatz are in over their heads when they didn’t even realize they were ″in″ in the first place. I really hope MD plans to release a collected version of Dead Girls for more in depth reading. * ETA: They are!

Blood Not Boiling by Andrew Roberts is a twisted vampire tale that makes Anne Rice’s choice to have Lestat feed from a tampon in Memnoch the Devil look tame. The title is apt as it confronts sensitive subjects and makes them into something even more bizarre. Teamwork by Jonathan Pinnock is one of those fabulous dark SF stories of space exploration and technology where the reader knows from the beginning something is wrong, but doesn’t really appreciate it until the end. This one’s deserving of a Hitchcock episode.

Michael J. deLuca’s Mowing Them Down also covers familiar horror territory, but since readers won’t guess which land it wanders into I won’t tell. Suffice to say it’s got an aging-Clockwork Orange feel and atmosphere so thick you can smell the cigar smoke. JS Watt’s The Audition ties in very well with previous entries Dead Girls, All Smiles and Teamwork. This SF tale explores the insidious world of movie stars and Hollywood, though. It’s expected bite is no less severe and happily Watts manages to make the pretentious surfer dude actor’s plight a sympathetic journey.

Kevin David Anderson’s Momentum offers one last story piece, a post apoc horror story with carnies and trickery and a solid horror end. The last graphic piece is part two of Lavie Tidhar’s really weird I Dream of Ants. If you’ve ever wondered what a war between the biggest bad guy in European history and the smallest, techno-forged, scariest community bug in the world would be like…well I’m sure you wouldn’t even come close to Lavie’s really bizarre vision.

Issue 16 shows stellar storytelling, imagination and a solid thematic flow, paired with great art is why I always look forward to getting MD in my mail.